ROAST MY LINKEDIN
Upload your LinkedIn photo.
We will DESTROY you (in a fun way).
You asked for this.
By uploading, you confirm you are 18+, own the rights to your image, and agree to our Terms of Service.
Drop your LinkedIn photo here
or click to select a file
We accept headshots, bathroom selfies, and cropped wedding photos
Only upload photos of yourself. Must be 18+.
Roast FAQ
Will the roast actually be mean?
Yes, intentionally. Unlike the main LinkedIn Photo Score tool, which gives constructive, encouraging feedback, Roast Mode is built to be savage comedy - exaggerated, sarcastic, and occasionally brutal. If you want genuinely useful improvement tips instead of jokes, use the standard photo score tool; if you want to laugh at yourself (or send a friend into a spiral), you're in the right place.
Can I share my roast?
Absolutely - that's half the fun. After your roast is generated you can copy the text, download a shareable roast card image, or send it straight to LinkedIn or X. Just remember: if you're sharing a roast of someone else's photo, you need their consent first (see our Terms of Service).
Is this really AI, or is someone writing these?
It's 100% AI-generated, using the same underlying model as the main Photo Score analysis - just prompted for comedy instead of career advice. Every roast is generated fresh from your specific photo, which is why results vary each time you upload, even for the same picture.